April 2013
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the-vashta-nerada:
the-vashta-nerada:
the-vashta-nerada:
i just created an okcupid profile called ilovefedoraguys
it is time to create myself into the perfect woman
yes
this will do nicely
it’s begun
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Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
that-one-girl-with-feels:
teamfreewill-willcarryon:
voyagesofabookworm:
fartgallery:
if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing
the amount of notes is actually kind of scary though
we dont even know what the thing will be
or if this guy was serious in the first place
we just want to find out I guess?
200 THOUSAND MORE COME ON I WANNA SEE THE THING
WE’RE SO CLOSE...
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lolfunniest:
Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just like
pecul1ar:
anonymous-deactivated:
why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy people, then the world would be a better place
do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that
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malijuanastyles:
malijuanastyles:
I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick
HE’S GOING TO FIND THIS OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT
ain’t no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
timothydelaghetto:
lolatenenbaum:
did you know that months that begin on sundays will always have a friday the 13th?
or that coca cola would be green if food coloring wasn’t added to it?
or that more people are killed each year from bees than snakes?
or that camels have 3 eyelids?
or that you cant kill yourself by holding your breath?
or that there’s a city called Rome on every...
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gandlaf:
dropping out of school to focus on club penguin
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mychemcalromance:
soolooxcoopter:
obesealpaca:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there’s two types of people
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